(NC17)Will.I.Am Doesn't Like When Women Don't Have Baby Wipes in the Bathroom . . . And He Has a Rather Graphic Explanation For It: 

TERRENCE HOWARD will probably never live down the time he said it was a DEALBREAKER if a woman didn't use baby wipes after going to the bathroom.  But it turns out he has an ally on this in Will.I.Am.  of the BLACK EYED PEAS.

Will admitted to the baby wipe obsession in an interview with "Elle" magazine.  When asked why he felt that way, he offered a rather graphic explanation.

(--Careful!)--He said, quote, "Here's proof on why people should have baby wipes.  Get some chocolate, wipe it on a wooden floor, and then try to get it up with some dry towels.

"You're going to get chocolate in the cracks.  That's why you gotta get them baby wipes."

Elsewhere in the interview, Will admitted that his favorite adolescent fantasy was CHARO . . . and that he didn't even learn the pleasure of self-love until he was 19.

He wouldn't say when he lost his virginity, but obviously, it was after that.

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Will isn't one of those guys who brags about his sexual conquests.  Probably because he doesn't have that many.  He's not a casual sex kind of guy

He says, quote, "To me, sex isn't like an extracurricular activity that you do because you're [feeling amorous].  Because I was raised around girls, I think I've adopted that perspective on sex.  (--Will has never even met his father.)

"When you're with somebody and you love them, then you're going to do it and you're going to do it a lot.  On tour, the band started calling me G. S., for the Good Samaritan."

In addition to not having baby wipes, another thing that turns Will off about a woman is if she has CONDOMS in her home.

He says, quote, "That would just [effin'] throw me off.  That's just tacky.

"I just think, like, if you're into someone and you guys get to that level, then that's something you should converse about together and say, 'Hey, maybe we should get some.'"

He also doesn't like WET SINKS.  (???)  He says, quote, "You don't wipe the sink after you use it?  Dry it off!"