Who loves Usher, I do!!!!  The new Usher album "Looking 4 Myself" comes out today.   And while "Billboard" is calling it a,  "next-level soul album," the "Huffington Post" was less impressed, particularly with the lyrics.

One of their reviewers put together a list of 13 Laughable Lyrics from the album.  Here they are:  WARNING:  Some of these are a little raunchy.

1.)  From "Can't Stop Won't Stop":  "Girl, you are my sugar shop, love you like a lollipop / From the bottom to the top, Imma get you wet, raincoat / Let me be your body soap." 

2.)  From "Scream":  "I have you like ooh, Baby baby ooh baby baby / Ah-ooh baby baby ooh baby baby."

3.)  From "I Care for You":  "I CARE!  I CARE!  For youuuuuu." 

4.)  From "Lemme See":  "Hey girl, I'm debating, if I should take you home.  Should I take you home?" 

5.)  Also from "Lemme See":  "She say she wanna take her skirt off, be my guest!"

6.)  Also from "Lemme See":  Rick Ross raps, "Chanel hoodie on, lookin' like Trayvon Martin, George Zimmer[man] don't want it."

7.)  From "Twisted":  "You had me lookin' stupid, but I let it go that way / That booty substituted, guess that made it okay!" 

8.)  From "Dive":  "I see the walls are looking like they might precipitate / Until I'm in so deep, it's up to my waist.

9.)  Also from "Dive":  "It's raining inside your bed / No parts are dry / Love makes you so wet, your legs, your thighs / And ever since we first met I knew that / I, I knew I was ready baby to take that dive." 

10.)  From "Numb":  "I'm just saying that what don't kill only makes you strong."

11.)  From "Lessons for the Lover":  "[Eff] you out your brain, you'll be smiling when he's done."

12.)  From "Sins of My Father":  "Yeah, she took my breath away / On to some fancy ship into another place / Such an expensive trip / But she didn't make me pay for it with my money."  

13.)  From "Euphoria":  "'Cause if I don't fear the water, and the night don't fear the thief / Here we are, we are, we found euphoria!  BASS DROP."