What It Is: CBS doesn't want to see a SINGLE celebrity private part... this according to a warning the network fired off to all "talent." 
"Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered," the letter reads.  Thong type costumes are problematic.  Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. . . Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic.  Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples.  Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure. - Huh?!
Well, let's see who screws THIS up Sunday at the Grammys.

What It Is: Lance Armstrong is reportedly the target of the FEDS  and could face serious time in prison if convicted.  Just weeks after Armstrong fessed up to cheating his way to 7 Tour de France titles,  ABC News is reporting that feds are currently investigating Armstrong for obstruction, intimidation, and witness tampering.
Multiple riders have publicly accused Armstrong of threatening them into silence over the years.  If Lance is ultimately prosecuted and convicted, a judge could sentence him to federal prison.

What It Is: JAY-Z is producing a remake of the musical "Annie" and  Willow Smith was supposed to star in it, but she dropped out.   It turns out that Willow just wants to be a kid!
Her daddy Will Smith says, "Willow had such a difficult time on tour with 'Whip my Hair' and she said,  "...how about I just be 12.'"
Maybe she'll have a change of heart?

What It Is: Chris Brown showed up in a Los Angeles courtroom yesterday to face charges that he FAKED his community service. And you'll never guess who he brought for moral support. Uhhhh, Rihanna!!!
Actually, they were first spotted together at around 4:30 in the morning, leaving a recording studio after a so-called "all-night session".  Several hours later, they showed up together at the courthouse.
Chris didn't get any closure from the court, though.  The judge said he needed more time to review all the documentation.  So he scheduled another hearing for April 5th.
Obviously, it's ironic for Rihanna to be there with Chris, since the whole reason he's in trouble is because he beat up on her in February of 2009.  It's his probation from that case that he's accused of violating by faking his community service.